“What!? No, you’re not!” Rolf cried. “Now sit down and finish your drink already so we can take you to your room.”
But Yumi was not listening. She straightened up as best she drunkenly could and clumsily saluted the old merchant.
“Mayumi Dela Torre!” she declared. “At your service!”
“Oh, my,” Severin commented with a chuckle. “I didn't realize you picked up a new partner, Rolf. I thought it would always be just you and Sven but, my, you certainly did picky a lively one.”
“Oh, come on!” Rolf protested. “You know very well she's not--”
“You can leave it to us, shiny-headed merchant!” Yumi declared out loud. She had climbed on to her chair and had placed one boot on the edge of the table. Raising a tankard high in the air, she continued, “Those critters don't stand a chance with us around! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!”
Rolf had tried but no matter what he did or said, he could not dissuade her and Severin was strangely accommodating despite the amount of money that was involved.
And so he found himself and Sven trudging along in the middle of the night smack dab in the middle of blood berry central looking for dire goats with Yumi in tow.
Rolf sighed for the upteenth time but this time shook his head in resignation. Whelp, there was no helping it, he supposed. He will just have to keep a close eye on Yumi and make sure she did not make too much of a mess of things. Or worse, get herself killed doing something reckless again.
By some coincidence, he happened to be present when Yumi went out on her first monster hunt as an apprentice slayer. He was filing some papers at the guild headquarters which was just next door to the Slayer Academy and was asked by one the guild masters if he could fill in for an instructor who had called in sick. Her performance that day left a lot to be desired.
That was not to say that she performed terribly. Oh, no. Far from it. It was because of her that her party managed to bag the biggest monster for their grade level that year, an albino dwarf dragon, a creature that even experienced Axe Slayers would have some difficulty putting down let alone the older students. And to his knowledge that record remained unbroken.
Even back then, Yumi's impressive physical power and talent for mayhem were already making themselves evident. And so was her extraordinary luck.
Indeed, she was a warrior that Rolf would gladly have at his side were it not for that potentially fatal flaw: she had no head whatsoever for strategy and tactics. To boot, she was reckless as hell.
Together with two other instructors, Rolf had accompanied Yumi and her four companions into the third level of the Well of Monsters. Though it was just first time beyond the second level, it was just supposed to be a routine practical exercise for young, aspiring Axe Slayers fresh out of their first year of training. The plan was to let them wet their feet hunting low-level monsters like goblins, giant vermin, and such for the first three days of Creeper's Week before finally heading off to the fourth level.
Yeah, that had been the plan at least. Nobody could have predicted that a monster you would normally encounter in the fifth level would show up on the third level. The albino dwarf dragon was clearly too much apprentice slayers to handle by themselves but it was still a good opportunity for valuable learning experience.
And so it was decided to let them have a go at it with the instructors standing by the sidelines, ready to swoop in at a moment's notice should the need arose. Bringing down an albino dwarf dragon was gonna be a tricky affair to be sure for three people and with the gear they had on hand but they were confident, at least, that they'd be able to keep it at bay long enough for the apprentice slayers to escape.
As expected, it didn't take long for the apprentice slayers to figure out they were well in over their heads and just when they were about to decide how best to effect a retreat, Yumi let out an ear-piercing war cry and, waving her battle axes wildly in the air, she rushed headlong towards the monster.
Yeah. Reckless as hell. Absolutely fearless. That's what she was.
Of course, that was around a couple of years ago. Enough time for one to mellow out a bit and learn a little moderation at least.
Rolf highly doubted it though.
Sunday, June 28, 2020
Monday, June 15, 2020
CHAPTER SIX
A few hours later found Rolf, Sven, and Yumi in the middle of an expansive field of bushes overladen with red berries with only the full moon above for illumination and guide.
Rolf had on a green, short-sleeved tunic, over which he wore a dark green, hooded cloak. Underneath his tunic could be seen glimpses of silver mail gleaming in the moonlight. As was his wont when on the job, he carried his weapon, a hand axe, with his right hand whilst a couple of long daggers hung in their sheaths from his woven leather belt.
Sven walked a couple of yards behind Rolf, broadsword at the ready and his face barely visible behind the opening of his helm. The reinforced wooden shield he carried with his other hand was round, about two feet in diameter. One might think it odd for a man clad in heavy plate armor to opt for a wooden shield but as Sven himself put it, “My uncle had a wooden shield and his uncle had one and his uncle’s uncle had one, so it only makes sense that I would have one as well.”
Yumi was out in front. In full gear now, she was wearing a long-sleeved leather armor over which she had strapped across her chest a belt of copper-colored cartridges, each one around a couple of inches long. She carried a single-edged battle axe, gripping with thick leather gauntlets, and she had a second weapon hanging from the belt around her waist, another battle axe with a short handle and an ornate double-edged head.
Rolf stared at Yumi’s back as they warily plodded along between the lines of bushes and wondered not for the last time how in the heck they got themselves into this situation. Of course, it was something Severin had hired them to do and, of course, they were being amply compensated for their trouble, to the point well past generosity even as to be mighty suspicious.
And true enough, alarm bells were ringing like there was no tomorrow in Rolf’s gut but he saw very little choice in the matter. It was either take the money or do it for free, of this he was sure. Rolf sighed.
But it was just supposed to be the two of them, him and Sven. Yumi was not supposed to be part of the bargain. In fact, she was in no condition at all to be out and walking about let alone on a dangerous job. The way she had been drinking, there was enough alcohol in her system to stop a bull elephant dead in its tracks.
Rolf winced as he recalled how the conversation went.
“As you well know,” Severin had mentioned, “I own several properties not only here in Southbarne proper but in the surrounding regions as well. In particular, I have this blood berry plantation overlooking Red Cedar Lake a few miles east of here. It seems that someone or something has been attacking my crops in the middle of the night, damaging or uprooting the bushes and eating up all the berries.”
Severin paused and he wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief then continued. “Fortunately the buildings have been spared and none of my workers have been hurt. As of yet at least. We’ve set up traps around the plantation perimeter but no luck thus far. I suspect it might be a dire goat or even two. But, of course, it might be something entirely different. I want you to find out and put an end to whatever it is that’s been ruining my crops.”
Blood berries. Ugh. Rolf grimaced as he looked at the small red dots peppering the bushes around him. He didn’t care much for blood berries. Though far from being lethally toxic, Rolf found them quite unpalatable with its bitter sour taste and its juice that reeked of strong vinegar. The locals didn’t care much for them either.
They were quite popular up north though which made their cultivation quite lucrative. Among other things, they were essential in the manufacture of certain dyes and in the making of bloodred wine.
“Dire goats? Here?” Rolf remembered asking. “That’s highly unlikely don’t you think? They live high up the Ivory Spine.”
“Ah, not as unusual as you might think, my friend,” Severin had replied. “I’ve heard news of sightings as close as the Foothills of Hazzen.”
“Still,” Rolf commented, “I do not see why you would insist on us for the task. As troublesome as dire goats may be, they’re not something that any other member of the Axe Slayers Guild worth his salt couldn’t handle. Or of the Broken Blade Guild for that matter.”
“Oh, I would have hired others if I had to,” Severin declared with a slight smile. “But thankfully, there was no call for it. I have need of adventurers I can trust not only to do the job right but to keep quiet about it as well and there’s no one I trust more than you two. Now, now, spare me the speech about the integrity and professionalism of the guilds. Let’s just say I utter confidence in the two of you and would be more at ease with you on the job than anyone else and leave it at that. And besides, I know that speech by heart.”
“Fine then,” Rolf stated. “An overnight monster hunt, delivery by morning. Standard hush job. I take it you want the ‘No questions asked’ option as well? I must confess to being curious though. All this ado about dire goats of all things is highly irregular.”
“Yes, I will take the whole package.” Severin nodded. “And I will you pay a total of a thousand gold imperials each provided you keep property damage to a minimum.”
“A thousand gold imperials!?” Yumi exclaimed incredulously before Rolf could say anything in reply. “Woo-hoo! I’m in!”
Rolf had on a green, short-sleeved tunic, over which he wore a dark green, hooded cloak. Underneath his tunic could be seen glimpses of silver mail gleaming in the moonlight. As was his wont when on the job, he carried his weapon, a hand axe, with his right hand whilst a couple of long daggers hung in their sheaths from his woven leather belt.
Sven walked a couple of yards behind Rolf, broadsword at the ready and his face barely visible behind the opening of his helm. The reinforced wooden shield he carried with his other hand was round, about two feet in diameter. One might think it odd for a man clad in heavy plate armor to opt for a wooden shield but as Sven himself put it, “My uncle had a wooden shield and his uncle had one and his uncle’s uncle had one, so it only makes sense that I would have one as well.”
Yumi was out in front. In full gear now, she was wearing a long-sleeved leather armor over which she had strapped across her chest a belt of copper-colored cartridges, each one around a couple of inches long. She carried a single-edged battle axe, gripping with thick leather gauntlets, and she had a second weapon hanging from the belt around her waist, another battle axe with a short handle and an ornate double-edged head.
Rolf stared at Yumi’s back as they warily plodded along between the lines of bushes and wondered not for the last time how in the heck they got themselves into this situation. Of course, it was something Severin had hired them to do and, of course, they were being amply compensated for their trouble, to the point well past generosity even as to be mighty suspicious.
And true enough, alarm bells were ringing like there was no tomorrow in Rolf’s gut but he saw very little choice in the matter. It was either take the money or do it for free, of this he was sure. Rolf sighed.
But it was just supposed to be the two of them, him and Sven. Yumi was not supposed to be part of the bargain. In fact, she was in no condition at all to be out and walking about let alone on a dangerous job. The way she had been drinking, there was enough alcohol in her system to stop a bull elephant dead in its tracks.
Rolf winced as he recalled how the conversation went.
“As you well know,” Severin had mentioned, “I own several properties not only here in Southbarne proper but in the surrounding regions as well. In particular, I have this blood berry plantation overlooking Red Cedar Lake a few miles east of here. It seems that someone or something has been attacking my crops in the middle of the night, damaging or uprooting the bushes and eating up all the berries.”
Severin paused and he wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief then continued. “Fortunately the buildings have been spared and none of my workers have been hurt. As of yet at least. We’ve set up traps around the plantation perimeter but no luck thus far. I suspect it might be a dire goat or even two. But, of course, it might be something entirely different. I want you to find out and put an end to whatever it is that’s been ruining my crops.”
Blood berries. Ugh. Rolf grimaced as he looked at the small red dots peppering the bushes around him. He didn’t care much for blood berries. Though far from being lethally toxic, Rolf found them quite unpalatable with its bitter sour taste and its juice that reeked of strong vinegar. The locals didn’t care much for them either.
They were quite popular up north though which made their cultivation quite lucrative. Among other things, they were essential in the manufacture of certain dyes and in the making of bloodred wine.
“Dire goats? Here?” Rolf remembered asking. “That’s highly unlikely don’t you think? They live high up the Ivory Spine.”
“Ah, not as unusual as you might think, my friend,” Severin had replied. “I’ve heard news of sightings as close as the Foothills of Hazzen.”
“Still,” Rolf commented, “I do not see why you would insist on us for the task. As troublesome as dire goats may be, they’re not something that any other member of the Axe Slayers Guild worth his salt couldn’t handle. Or of the Broken Blade Guild for that matter.”
“Oh, I would have hired others if I had to,” Severin declared with a slight smile. “But thankfully, there was no call for it. I have need of adventurers I can trust not only to do the job right but to keep quiet about it as well and there’s no one I trust more than you two. Now, now, spare me the speech about the integrity and professionalism of the guilds. Let’s just say I utter confidence in the two of you and would be more at ease with you on the job than anyone else and leave it at that. And besides, I know that speech by heart.”
“Fine then,” Rolf stated. “An overnight monster hunt, delivery by morning. Standard hush job. I take it you want the ‘No questions asked’ option as well? I must confess to being curious though. All this ado about dire goats of all things is highly irregular.”
“Yes, I will take the whole package.” Severin nodded. “And I will you pay a total of a thousand gold imperials each provided you keep property damage to a minimum.”
“A thousand gold imperials!?” Yumi exclaimed incredulously before Rolf could say anything in reply. “Woo-hoo! I’m in!”
Monday, June 1, 2020
CHAPTER FIVE
And so the group settled down at Yumi’s table. Yumi had already finished one tankard of hard ale and was well on her way on another one.
Yumi had shoulder-length, brown hair, which she bound tight at the back with an iron clip, adorned with a blue butterfly. She was wearing a tight, blue, short-sleeved tunic, cut at the midriff and a pair of dark-brown, tight-fit leather pants.
No sooner had they taken their seats, with Sven beside Yumi and Rolf and Severin on the other side of the table, when Bella, the barmaid, came up to the table with six tankards of hard ale on a tray expertly balanced on her left hand.
Rolf stared at their table. Besides Yumi’s gear and the plates of sliced cheese and sausages, there were already four tankards on the table not counting the ones Yumi was holding.
He looked up at Bella who was in process of setting the tankards on the table. “Um, I think we’re already good, Bella. No need for those,” he said.
“What are you talking about?” Yumi interjected. “Those are your drinks. These are mine.”
Bella giggled. “She’s quite the drinker, isn’t she? With such a small body, one wonders where she puts it. She’s been drinking non-stop ever since she came in and to think she’d been partying it up at the Green Water Tavern earlier this evening.”
“Oh?” Rolf raised an eyebrow.
“Karen was just here and she told me all about it,” Bella answered. “It seems Yumi here and her companions were celebrating the completion of their first major contract. Yumi was planning to drink the night away but the others weren’t quite up to the task.”
“Hhmmpphh! What a bunch of lightweights!” Yumi pouted as she crammed a handful of cheese chunks into her mouth. “A couple of barrels and they’re down for the count. And I drank most of it! Well, that’s the last time I go out drinking with those party-poopers, that’s for sure.”
She put a tankard down on the table and picked up another one.
“Now, Yumi,” Sven cautioned her, “I really think you’ve had enough. You should slow down at the very least.”
“No way!” Yumi cried. “I’m just starting to enjoy myself. Sven, tell your twin brother here to stop nagging me!”
Bella laughed as she turned to leave. She went over to a nearby table and proceeded to clean it, transferring empty plates, bowls, and tankards onto her tray.
Leaving Sven to handle Yumi, Rolf and Severin settled down to talk business.
“Alright,” Rolf said, taking a sip of ale. “Let’s get this over with.”
“Yes,” Severin agreed with a nod. “Midnight is fast approaching and time is of utmost importance, I fear.”
Rolf took another sip and continued. “You said you’ll pay us the fee for missing that contract. We were set to receive a thousand gold imperials total. That’s five hundred each then. I can give you a reference if you want.”
“Five hundred each it is then,” Severin stated thus without batting an eye. “And no. No reference is needed, my friend. Even if I hadn’t already known how much the amount was before I came to the Custard Fern, I have complete trust in your integrity. I will have the money ready by tomorrow. I trust you are still fine with receiving it in various currencies.”
Rolf paused for a moment then shrugged and sighed. “You already knew? I should have known! Still I’m quite surprised you had decided to cover it and not call in a favor instead. It’s a pretty hefty sum to say the least.”
“Ah, yes, I still have six chits left if memory serves,” Severin commented with a chuckle. “All in good time, my friend. Admittedly, I was somewhat tempted…”
Severin paused and looked as though he was mulling something over but eventually, he shook his head.
“Ah, never mind,” he murmured before continuing. “Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s get down to the business at hand, shall we? I have a job for you and Sven. A ‘little’ errand which I hope you’ll finish by morning, by noon at the latest.”
Yumi had shoulder-length, brown hair, which she bound tight at the back with an iron clip, adorned with a blue butterfly. She was wearing a tight, blue, short-sleeved tunic, cut at the midriff and a pair of dark-brown, tight-fit leather pants.
No sooner had they taken their seats, with Sven beside Yumi and Rolf and Severin on the other side of the table, when Bella, the barmaid, came up to the table with six tankards of hard ale on a tray expertly balanced on her left hand.
Rolf stared at their table. Besides Yumi’s gear and the plates of sliced cheese and sausages, there were already four tankards on the table not counting the ones Yumi was holding.
He looked up at Bella who was in process of setting the tankards on the table. “Um, I think we’re already good, Bella. No need for those,” he said.
“What are you talking about?” Yumi interjected. “Those are your drinks. These are mine.”
Bella giggled. “She’s quite the drinker, isn’t she? With such a small body, one wonders where she puts it. She’s been drinking non-stop ever since she came in and to think she’d been partying it up at the Green Water Tavern earlier this evening.”
“Oh?” Rolf raised an eyebrow.
“Karen was just here and she told me all about it,” Bella answered. “It seems Yumi here and her companions were celebrating the completion of their first major contract. Yumi was planning to drink the night away but the others weren’t quite up to the task.”
“Hhmmpphh! What a bunch of lightweights!” Yumi pouted as she crammed a handful of cheese chunks into her mouth. “A couple of barrels and they’re down for the count. And I drank most of it! Well, that’s the last time I go out drinking with those party-poopers, that’s for sure.”
She put a tankard down on the table and picked up another one.
“Now, Yumi,” Sven cautioned her, “I really think you’ve had enough. You should slow down at the very least.”
“No way!” Yumi cried. “I’m just starting to enjoy myself. Sven, tell your twin brother here to stop nagging me!”
Bella laughed as she turned to leave. She went over to a nearby table and proceeded to clean it, transferring empty plates, bowls, and tankards onto her tray.
Leaving Sven to handle Yumi, Rolf and Severin settled down to talk business.
“Alright,” Rolf said, taking a sip of ale. “Let’s get this over with.”
“Yes,” Severin agreed with a nod. “Midnight is fast approaching and time is of utmost importance, I fear.”
Rolf took another sip and continued. “You said you’ll pay us the fee for missing that contract. We were set to receive a thousand gold imperials total. That’s five hundred each then. I can give you a reference if you want.”
“Five hundred each it is then,” Severin stated thus without batting an eye. “And no. No reference is needed, my friend. Even if I hadn’t already known how much the amount was before I came to the Custard Fern, I have complete trust in your integrity. I will have the money ready by tomorrow. I trust you are still fine with receiving it in various currencies.”
Rolf paused for a moment then shrugged and sighed. “You already knew? I should have known! Still I’m quite surprised you had decided to cover it and not call in a favor instead. It’s a pretty hefty sum to say the least.”
“Ah, yes, I still have six chits left if memory serves,” Severin commented with a chuckle. “All in good time, my friend. Admittedly, I was somewhat tempted…”
Severin paused and looked as though he was mulling something over but eventually, he shook his head.
“Ah, never mind,” he murmured before continuing. “Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s get down to the business at hand, shall we? I have a job for you and Sven. A ‘little’ errand which I hope you’ll finish by morning, by noon at the latest.”
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